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tommaseena
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One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was totally unusual, but I continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
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