An Amish farmer
tommaseena
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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die huhe und die schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have **** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die huhe und die schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have **** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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