Monday's joke a little late
tommaseena
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Barbie Joke...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is
that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
The assistant replies, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00"
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?
"That's obvious," the assistant says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is
that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
The assistant replies, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00"
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?
"That's obvious," the assistant says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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Sure missed all of you
Sure missed all of you funnies. Glad you are back.
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