Joke of the Day ...

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Hope you enjoy ..

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

Comments

  • MNLynn
    MNLynn Member Posts: 224
    :) thanks for the smile!!

    :) thanks for the smile!!
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    MNLynn said:

    :) thanks for the smile!!

    :) thanks for the smile!!

    Here's another joke for you. . .
    INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

    'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

    The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

    Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

    'Which service, the 9:00 or the 11:00?'
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    heidijez said:

    Here's another joke for you. . .
    INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

    'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

    The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

    Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

    'Which service, the 9:00 or the 11:00?'

    Ok .. Heidi .. it beat my joke of the day ...
    funny .. funny ..



    Vicki SAm
  • sea60
    sea60 Member Posts: 2,613
    VickiSam said:

    Ok .. Heidi .. it beat my joke of the day ...
    funny .. funny ..



    Vicki SAm

    Both were great!
    Thanks for the chuckles Ladies :D
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    Good One-- I needed that
    Vicki Sam - Good One-- I needed that laugh!

    Heidi yours was just as good--I needed that one 2
  • SamuraiMom
    SamuraiMom Member Posts: 295
    lol
    Loved it!!!

    xxoo,
    SamuraiMom