Honesty...........off the beaten path......

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Buzzard
Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

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  • coolvdub
    coolvdub Member Posts: 408 Member
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    Kentucky Fried Chicken
    Too funny, I had a good chuckle at your story.

    Don
  • 462lt
    462lt Member Posts: 117
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    Hahahaha
    Thanks for the belly laugh.
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
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    462lt said:

    Hahahaha
    Thanks for the belly laugh.

    Speaking of animals: Teacher asks class of second- graders--
    who can name FIVE animals that live on a farm?


    Little girl's voice from back of class:"Three cows and two pigs."
  • vhtqm1
    vhtqm1 Member Posts: 107
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    LMAO
    finger licking good!! lol
  • pcs1453
    pcs1453 Member Posts: 75
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    Smiles are Good
    Thanks for giving me a laugh and smile this morning. Too funny!!
    I vow to laugh every day :)
  • hoya1973
    hoya1973 Member Posts: 37
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    pcs1453 said:

    Smiles are Good
    Thanks for giving me a laugh and smile this morning. Too funny!!
    I vow to laugh every day :)

    Love Your Wit
    Buzzard,
    Humor seems to help with our predicament. I try and make light of my situation when possible and it has helped a great deal. Humor also helps to keep a realistic yet positive outlook. Thanks for the smiles and the menu option. Although I get heartburn from it, KFC sounds like a good menu option for tonight!
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
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    Buzzard
    I'm glad you didn't chicken out.
  • John23
    John23 Member Posts: 2,122 Member
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    PhillieG said:

    Buzzard
    I'm glad you didn't chicken out.

    What a great yoke!


    (yeah, eggsactly)
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
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    John23 said:

    What a great yoke!


    (yeah, eggsactly)

    John
    That's clucked up!
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
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    Humor
    That was great. It's nice to lighten up the board once in a while.

    Thanks! Kim
  • angelsbaby
    angelsbaby Member Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Humor
    That was great. It's nice to lighten up the board once in a while.

    Thanks! Kim

    That
    was to funny thanks for the laugh.

    michelle