Important Women's Health Issues - MUST READ!!

MyTurnNow
MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Well, here goes.................

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:


- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:


* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Did you like it???? Now, have a great weekend but beware!!!
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  • Snowkitty
    Snowkitty Member Posts: 295
    #2
    I'm Down for it
    ♫♫♫...Waaaastin away in Margaritavillllllle….♫♫♫

    Cindy
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #3
    Snowkitty said:

    I'm Down for it
    ♫♫♫...Waaaastin away in Margaritavillllllle….♫♫♫

    Cindy

    Welllllllllllllll



    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  • Hope 2010
    Hope 2010 Member Posts: 62
    #4
    This made my day. Thanks
    This made my day. Thanks for so the humor. :)
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #5
    i kept ignoring . . .
    but finally decided to open this post - OMG you made me laugh out loud!!!! thank you, i really needed to laugh today ;)
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #6
    Sign me up!
    I'm always trying to find new ways to eat healthy!!!

    This had me laughing out loud - Thanks for sharing MTN!
  • aysemari
    aysemari Member Posts: 1,596 Member
    #7
    This is WHY I come to this site.
    I will get my prescription filled!

    Ayse
  • greyhoundluvr
    greyhoundluvr Member Posts: 402
    #8
    MyTurnNow
    Right up my alley - when I finished chemo my employees sent me a gift basked that included margarita mix, salt, nachos, and guacamole dip. Just what I need for the new, improved, eating healthier me but that basket will get broken into before too long!
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    #9
    : )

    : )
  • cahjah75
    cahjah75 Member Posts: 2,631
    #10
    You just made my day
    You just made my day! I can't wait to have a margarita with my daughter when treatments are done!
    Char
  • ms.sunshine
    ms.sunshine Member Posts: 707 Member
    #11
    Great Let me add another
    Great Let me add another side effect

    Makes one feel ten feet tall and bullet proof.
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    #12
    FINALLY A CURE FOR
    FINALLY A CURE FOR SHYNESS!!! Im gettin my prescription filled!!!
  • HeartofSoul
    HeartofSoul Member Posts: 729 Member
    #13
    Margaritaville
    Jimmy Buffett tune from 1978
  • KayNYC
    KayNYC Member Posts: 495 Member
    #14
    Thanks for the good laugh
    I am saving this for after my one year follow-up with my Oncologist next Spring.
    Trying to drop a few pounds right now so I am working toward that first year weight and health goal.
    Hugs, K
  • MNLynn
    MNLynn Member Posts: 224
    #15
    love it!
    that is GREAT!!!
  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 Member Posts: 1,522
    #16
    Love the advice, but...
    Hate tequila. I just fixed an iced coffee with amaretto, perhaps it will be a good substitute - or a good start!

    Sue
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #17
    ms.sunshine said:

    Great Let me add another
    Great Let me add another side effect

    Makes one feel ten feet tall and bullet proof.

    LOL!

    LOL!
  • Lighthouse_7
    Lighthouse_7 Member Posts: 1,566 Member
    #18
    Boy did I need that! THANK
    Boy did I need that! THANK YOU!!!
  • ppurdin
    ppurdin Member Posts: 1,181 Member
    #19
    Margaritas
    Sounds good to me.Thanks for the laugh and Happy Birthday.
  • 24242
    24242 Member Posts: 1,398 Member
    #20
    LOVE IT
    Thanks I have been in clicking the ice cubes for a long time and I don't care what they say it does have its benefits.
    Your Great
    Tara
    Happey Birthday
    I always say that with every margarita goes an inhabition, lolol
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #21
    24242 said:

    LOVE IT
    Thanks I have been in clicking the ice cubes for a long time and I don't care what they say it does have its benefits.
    Your Great
    Tara
    Happey Birthday
    I always say that with every margarita goes an inhabition, lolol

    I was skeered to read this
    I was skeered to read this too! Thanks MyTurnNow!

    Margarita anyone!


    Sue :)

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