News From Hollywood~ and yes, I am buttering you up

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Sad News:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of Celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies... The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions..




Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.




If this made you smile, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Comments

  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #2
    this is priceless!
    chenheart, thank you for sharing this! it made me smile from ear to ear ; )
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #3
    Ha - Ha - HA!!!! Too funny
    Ha - Ha - HA!!!! Too funny and of course, I passed it on. I am still smiling.
  • Balentine
    Balentine Member Posts: 393
    #4
    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha - Ha - HA!!!! Too funny
    Ha - Ha - HA!!!! Too funny and of course, I passed it on. I am still smiling.

    Sooooo cute!
    Thanks Chen.....this was sooooo very cute.
    Lorrie
  • greyhoundluvr
    greyhoundluvr Member Posts: 402
    #5
    Oh my heavens -
    I just don't know how you come up with this stuff - this just cracked me up!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #6
    greyhoundluvr said:

    Oh my heavens -
    I just don't know how you come up with this stuff - this just cracked me up!

    This was sent to me by
    This was sent to me by someone I met in CSN chat waaaay back in 2003! We have kept in touch since that time, and he always sends me emails that make me truly laugh. This was in my email when I woke up this morning, and I just knew I had to share it with the board! Glad everyone is liking it!

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • laurissa
    laurissa Member Posts: 773
    #7
    I'm laughing
    like an idiot! Thanks chen. Laughter IS the best medicine-it's free and no side effects, unless peeing your pants is a side effect.
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #8
    laurissa said:

    I'm laughing
    like an idiot! Thanks chen. Laughter IS the best medicine-it's free and no side effects, unless peeing your pants is a side effect.

    Laurissa,What is even
    Laurissa,
    What is even funnier, is that I just read your reply to the question about (of all things!) yeast infections during chemo and one of your side effects was peeing in your pants! LOL LOL

    Hugs,
    Chen
  • Hope 2010
    Hope 2010 Member Posts: 62
    #9
    Thanks for the smile
    It just brighten up my day. Thanks
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #10
    Thanks for the smile!
    I kneaded that!!!
  • laurissa
    laurissa Member Posts: 773
    #11
    Also in attendance
    were Susie Q and Little Debbie, but 2 of his buddies were late, they were Ding Dongs. HA HA I just had to add that. That was a clever story.
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #12
    Love it and I just sent it
    Love it and I just sent it on to my friends. Thanks!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #13
    CypressCynthia said:

    Love it and I just sent it
    Love it and I just sent it on to my friends. Thanks!

    Still laughing ... I hope you don't mind - but
    I would like 2 send this on to a few friends of mine. .. Heheheheheheee


    Stilling laughing out LOUD :D


    Vicki
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #14
    VickiSam said:

    Still laughing ... I hope you don't mind - but
    I would like 2 send this on to a few friends of mine. .. Heheheheheheee


    Stilling laughing out LOUD :D


    Vicki

    Share the foolishness and
    Share the foolishness and laughs...send it on to as many as you want!

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • MGNS
    MGNS Member Posts: 197 Member
    #15
    chenheart said:

    Share the foolishness and
    Share the foolishness and laughs...send it on to as many as you want!

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    This is too funny! Thanks
    This is too funny! Thanks for making me laugh today...I needed it!

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