Friday Evening Funny!!!!

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chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her and began kissing her passionately,while sensuously rubbing her back as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow and his eyes staring at them in shock!

Eileen shut up, tucked in her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being obviously appreciated.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

Happy Memorial Day!

Hugs,
Chen♥

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  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
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    LOL have a happy safe
    LOL have a happy safe weekend!
  • New Flower
    New Flower Member Posts: 4,294
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    carkris said:

    LOL have a happy safe
    LOL have a happy safe weekend!

    Happy holidays
    Thank you for the joke.