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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY



1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

Are you laughing? ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

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  • greyhoundluvr
    greyhoundluvr Member Posts: 402
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    Susie -
    Always need a good laugh - thanks!

    Chris
  • aisling8
    aisling8 Member Posts: 1,627 Member
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    Susie -
    Always need a good laugh - thanks!

    Chris

    Thanks, Susie
    I did laugh!!

    Victoria
  • KayNYC
    KayNYC Member Posts: 495 Member
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    Laughing is good
    Thanks for the laughs.
    Kay
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    KayNYC said:

    Laughing is good
    Thanks for the laughs.
    Kay

    ROFLMAO!

    ROFLMAO!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
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    aisling8 said:

    Thanks, Susie
    I did laugh!!

    Victoria

    OMG Susie
    This is hilarious and just what none of us want to hear in surgery.

    Thanks for the big laugheroo!


    ♥ Noel
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
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    Ritzy said:

    ROFLMAO!

    ROFLMAO!

    Number 8 and 9 really scare
    Number 8 and 9 really scare me! HA! And, I am laughing!


    Hugs, Debby
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Thanks, Susie. I am LMAO!!
    Thanks, Susie. I am LMAO!!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
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    DebbyM said:

    Number 8 and 9 really scare
    Number 8 and 9 really scare me! HA! And, I am laughing!


    Hugs, Debby

    They ALL scare me! LOL

    They ALL scare me! LOL