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Another HaHa?
sbmly53
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So, this old kitty goes to heaven. God says "You have been a good kitty! What can I do to make this heaven for you?"
Kitty says, "I have always been a farm cat. Slept in the barn or on a hard floor. I would really love a soft cushion."
No sooner said than done, the loveliest, softest cushion was provided. Kitty said "This REALLY is Heaven!"
The next week, 6 mice go to heaven. God greets them and asks what would they like as their reward. They answer, "we have always been chased, we are tired of running and we would love roller skates!" And roller skates they got.
Later, God decides to see how the cat is doing. He asks the cat how he was finding heaven.
The cat replies, "Truly, this really is heaven! First, my wonderful cushion, and now, meals on wheels!"
Sue
Kitty says, "I have always been a farm cat. Slept in the barn or on a hard floor. I would really love a soft cushion."
No sooner said than done, the loveliest, softest cushion was provided. Kitty said "This REALLY is Heaven!"
The next week, 6 mice go to heaven. God greets them and asks what would they like as their reward. They answer, "we have always been chased, we are tired of running and we would love roller skates!" And roller skates they got.
Later, God decides to see how the cat is doing. He asks the cat how he was finding heaven.
The cat replies, "Truly, this really is heaven! First, my wonderful cushion, and now, meals on wheels!"
Sue
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lolDifferent Ballgame said:Another Good One
Sue,
Made me laugh out loud. I am going to cup and paste and zap this joke to my cat friends.
Hugs,
Janelle
lol funny!
teresa
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