THE WEEKEND HAHA! LAUGHING IS REQUIRED!
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susie09
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GLAD TO BE DRUNK
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
♠♣ Susie ♠♣
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
♠♣ Susie ♠♣
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Susie Thank yousurvivorbc09 said:ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAO!
for doing laughing posts. We all need it to heal our bodies and minds.
Have a nice weekend.
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Thanks New Flower!New Flower said:Susie Thank you
for doing laughing posts. We all need it to heal our bodies and minds.
Have a nice weekend.
New Flower
I just like to give a laugh or make someone smile once in awhile if I can with my Ha Ha's. You are so right, it does help to heal our bodies and minds. You have a great weekend too!
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Glad you got a laughshortscake said:funny
to funny i need that..lol
Glad you got a laugh shortscake! How are you doing? Thinking of you!
♠♣ Susie ♠♣0
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