The truth - funny

helen e
helen e Member Posts: 223
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Once in a a while, but very rarely, men do something right !!!!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jac k asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone ****, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:



  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 Member Posts: 1,522
    Too funny! My hubby laughed,
    Too funny! My hubby laughed, too. Thank you!

  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Tiger Woods should have been
    Tiger Woods should have been so smart!
  • SunnieC
    SunnieC Member Posts: 37
    chenheart said:

    Tiger Woods should have been
    Tiger Woods should have been so smart!

    Too funny -
    I was having a bit of a rough morning and this made me laugh - THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!
  • Tinabug
    Tinabug Member Posts: 158
    Wow, thank you for the great laugh!!!
  • aztec45
    aztec45 Member Posts: 757
    That is Hilarious
    How hilarious.
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    aztec45 said:

    That is Hilarious
    How hilarious.

    Thanks Helen for the
    Thanks Helen for the laugh!

    Hugs, Leeza
  • ppurdin
    ppurdin Member Posts: 1,181 Member
    How cute.
    that is adorable.You have a good husband.sounds like a hallmark moment.
  • Marlene_K
    Marlene_K Member Posts: 508
    Clever! I love it!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    sbmly53 said:

    Too funny! My hubby laughed,
    Too funny! My hubby laughed, too. Thank you!


    Very funny Helen! My hubby
    Very funny Helen! My hubby smiled too! LOL Thanks!

    KYLEZ ♥
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    This was terrific! Thanks
    This was terrific! Thanks for sharing.