Nothing Important! But good for a few laughs!

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chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13... Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17... If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21... Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25... Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27.Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
I dunno, why do we?

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  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
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    rofl... too funny.. thanks
    rofl... too funny.. thanks Chen I needed the laugh... and you know, I've asked myself some of those very questions... along with... Why is there brail on a drive up ATM????

    Thanks for the laugh... now I think I can make it through the week... one more day then the weekend is mine!

    ♥ & hugs,

    ~T
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
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    Funny!
    Makes me think of George Carlin...
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
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    29. Why do I have an urge to
    29. Why do I have an urge to answer these?
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
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    I beg to differ!
    I think a few good laughs is VERY important!!!

    Thanks for providing them - these are some good ones!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
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    I beg to differ!
    I think a few good laughs is VERY important!!!

    Thanks for providing them - these are some good ones!

    Ya know, you are right~
    Ya know, you are right~ laughter IS important! And I was spending too much time tonight wondering why Marcia felt the urge to answer the questions!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
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    taleena said:

    rofl... too funny.. thanks
    rofl... too funny.. thanks Chen I needed the laugh... and you know, I've asked myself some of those very questions... along with... Why is there brail on a drive up ATM????

    Thanks for the laugh... now I think I can make it through the week... one more day then the weekend is mine!

    ♥ & hugs,

    ~T

    Chen,
    These were so darn

    Chen,
    These were so darn funny and I love #20 but Taleena I loved hers. I wondered about that myself. I am sure the other day the guy in front of me was rubbing the braille letters but maybe he was just resting his hand while he waited for his money. But it would explain why he missed the curb on the way out. Just kidding.
    Stef
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
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    chenheart said:

    Ya know, you are right~
    Ya know, you are right~ laughter IS important! And I was spending too much time tonight wondering why Marcia felt the urge to answer the questions!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥

    I can picture Marcia making
    I can picture Marcia making a list of answers. And here's another one, If laughter is the best medicine (and it is), why do we get that other nasty stuff?
    Stef
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    LMAO!!!
    These are great and good for a belly laugh...the best kind. I especially like "sitting in front of a dead tree eating candy out of your socks". Too funny, thanks, Claudia.
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
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    My Dear Chen thank you for
    My Dear Chen thank you for the diversion and the chuckles. Loved this.;)