Christmas Riddles (friday riddle)
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nudgie
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Since I am computerless at home and will be off for the Christmas Holiday, I am doing the riddle early this week. These are easy, but cute.
Again, NO googling or searching the internet for answers. Answers will be posted on Monday, 28 Dec 09.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL SEMI-COLONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble; which one?
2) What nationality is Santa Claus?
3) What kind of bird can write?
4) Who is never hungry at Christmas?
5) What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
6) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
7) If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
8) Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus traveling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
9) What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
10) Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Again, NO googling or searching the internet for answers. Answers will be posted on Monday, 28 Dec 09.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL SEMI-COLONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble; which one?
2) What nationality is Santa Claus?
3) What kind of bird can write?
4) Who is never hungry at Christmas?
5) What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
6) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
7) If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
8) Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus traveling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
9) What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
10) Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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7) If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
****-teriods?
8) Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus traveling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
A: Everyone knows there's no such thing as an honest politician and a kind lawyer0 -
3) What kind of bird can
3) What kind of bird can write?A Peli-can (?)
4) Who is never hungry at Christmas? _______________________
5) What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Claus trophobic
6) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? ____________________
9) What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?The letter D
10) Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
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3) What kind of bird can write?dianetavegia said:3) What kind of bird can
3) What kind of bird can write?A Peli-can (?)
4) Who is never hungry at Christmas? _______________________
5) What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Claus trophobic
6) Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? ____________________
9) What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?The letter D
10) Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
A Jail bird.......0
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