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A crusty old golfer

tommaseena
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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and
heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging
doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary
payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons
to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady,"
he whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why, yes,
I sure am!"
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well,
wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging
doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary
payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons
to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady,"
he whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why, yes,
I sure am!"
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well,
wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
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