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On the First Day of Christmas my oncologist gave to me......... (a fun game)

dianetavegia
dianetavegia CSN Member Posts: 1,942 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
On the First Day of Christmas my oncologist gave to me... An appointment for a colonoscopy.....

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  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia CSN Member Posts: 1,942 Member
    #2
    on the 3rd day of Christmas
    my oncologist gave to me...... a jug of Cheeta 'Dreamy Orange' Barium Sulfate Suspension!
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  • khl8
    khl8 CSN Member Posts: 807
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    dianetavegia said:

    on the 3rd day of Christmas
    my oncologist gave to me...... a jug of Cheeta 'Dreamy Orange' Barium Sulfate Suspension!

    On the 4th day of Christmas
    My oncologist gave to me, a portable pump of chemo to take home with me,
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  • nudgie
    nudgie CSN Member Posts: 1,478 Member
    #4
    On the 5th Day
    On the 5th Day of Christmas my Oncologist injected me with 5FU, that is a push
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  • robinvan
    robinvan CSN Member Posts: 1,012
    #5
    On the 6th Day of Christmas...
    my oncologist gave to me... 6 Im-od-ium!
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  • usakat
    usakat CSN Member Posts: 610 Member
    #6
    On the Second Day of Christmas my Doc gave to me...
    ...A referral for a CT Scan and a urology consultation...

    And a prescription for a larger dose of ethylene glycol (yeah, a shot of radiator fluid with a chaser of Citrucel is quite the holiday cocktail)!
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  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia CSN Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    .........
    On the 7th day of Christmas my oncologist gave to me
    7 toes a tingling

    Im-od-ium!

    injected me with 5FU, that is a push

    a portable pump of chemo to take home with me,

    a jug of Cheeta 'Dreamy Orange' Barium Sulfate Suspension!

    ...A referral for a CT Scan and a urology consultation...

    And an appointment for a colonoscopy.....
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  • KATE58
    KATE58 CSN Member Posts: 299
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    on the ninth day of christmas
    my oncologist gave to me
    9 rather big bills,
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  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia CSN Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    On the 10th Day of Christmas my oncologist gave to me....
    10 sample bags of Depends!
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  • P_I_T_A
    P_I_T_A CSN Member Posts: 133
    #11
    dianetavegia said:

    On the 10th Day of Christmas my oncologist gave to me....
    10 sample bags of Depends!

    Jumping the gun
    12th day of Christmas - 12 FOOOOOOLFOX Tx!!!
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  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia CSN Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    On the 13th Day of Christmas my Oncologist Gave to me
    13 four year old issues of Golf Digest to read during chemo....

    12 FOOOOOOLFOX Tx!!!
    9 rather big bills,
    8 prescription refills
    7 toes a tingling
    6 Im-od-ium!
    5 injected me with 5FU, that is a push
    a portable pump of chemo to take home with me,
    a jug of Cheeta 'Dreamy Orange' Barium Sulfate Suspension!
    ...A referral for a CT Scan and a urology consultation...
    And an appointment for a colon-os-co-py.....
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