Three Dog Night...
tommaseena
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says I love liver and cheese.
Oh, how childish, said the Poodle. That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said How well can you do? Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese, blurts the Golden Retriever.
My, my, said the Poodle. I guess its hopeless. Thats just as dumb as the Labs sentence.
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, How about you, little guy?
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says I love liver and cheese.
Oh, how childish, said the Poodle. That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said How well can you do? Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese, blurts the Golden Retriever.
My, my, said the Poodle. I guess its hopeless. Thats just as dumb as the Labs sentence.
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, How about you, little guy?
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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Comments
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Ahhh, Margo...
You consistently add a bright spot to each day for us here - thank you, friend. I always read your jokes, but rarely comment.
This one is an exception for me - because it's about DOGS! Loved it! :-)
Thanks, again!
Kind regards,
Susan0 -
Margo,Christmas Girl said:Ahhh, Margo...
You consistently add a bright spot to each day for us here - thank you, friend. I always read your jokes, but rarely comment.
This one is an exception for me - because it's about DOGS! Loved it! :-)
Thanks, again!
Kind regards,
Susan
You never fail to
Margo,
You never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thanks for the funny.
Stef0
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