Three Dog Night...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says I love liver and cheese.

Oh, how childish, said the Poodle. That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said How well can you do? Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese, blurts the Golden Retriever.

My, my, said the Poodle. I guess its hopeless. Thats just as dumb as the Labs sentence.

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, How about you, little guy?

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

Comments

  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    Very cute! Loved it.

    Very cute! Loved it.
  • Gloria09
    Gloria09 Member Posts: 190
    LOL
    Love the cute jokes. Have a great day!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Ahhh, Margo...
    You consistently add a bright spot to each day for us here - thank you, friend. I always read your jokes, but rarely comment.

    This one is an exception for me - because it's about DOGS! Loved it! :-)

    Thanks, again!

    Kind regards,
    Susan
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member

    Ahhh, Margo...
    You consistently add a bright spot to each day for us here - thank you, friend. I always read your jokes, but rarely comment.

    This one is an exception for me - because it's about DOGS! Loved it! :-)

    Thanks, again!

    Kind regards,
    Susan

    Margo,
    You never fail to

    Margo,
    You never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thanks for the funny.
    Stef
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    fauxma said:

    Margo,
    You never fail to

    Margo,
    You never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thanks for the funny.
    Stef

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh
    Daft Sod! LOL Hugz Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    tasha_111 said:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh
    Daft Sod! LOL Hugz Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Tasha
    Nice gams, gal.
    Stef

    Tasha
    Nice gams, gal.
    Stef
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    Gloria09 said:

    LOL
    Love the cute jokes. Have a great day!

    Haha! Thanks!
    ♠♣ Susie

    Haha! Thanks!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣