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16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...
tommaseena
CSN Member Posts: 1,769
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ****" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ****" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."
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Too Funnyblazytracy said:That is just too funny!
I also forwarded this to my boss and to others! Thanks for the good laugh!
Tracy
AND True! LOL Hugs jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx -
enjoyed itblazytracy said:That is just too funny!
I also forwarded this to my boss and to others! Thanks for the good laugh!
Tracy
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LOL! Everyone should docindycflynn said:As the HR Manager
I think I'll institute this as our new company policy.
I'm tired of hearing everyone complain, and this will either stop the complaints, help me not to give a damn, or both!!
Thanks for the laugh!
LOL! Everyone should do this at work! LOL
Debby
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