2009's First Christmas Joke--you may have already seen this.

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
2009's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......

Comments

  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Ho Ho Ho!!
    I have loved that joke for a few seasons now! My best friend from High School is named Carol, so I have teased her with that one for ages! It never fails to make me laugh! Thanks for bringing it back!

    Hugs,
    C♥
  • marilyndbk
    marilyndbk Member Posts: 238 Member
    Thanks for the laugh. Have
    Thanks for the laugh. Have a good day. Marilyn
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Ha-ha!! Thanks for the
    Ha-ha!! Thanks for the chuckle!!
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    Good one Margo
    Need I say more??

    THanks
    Linda t
  • newbiefromcananda
    newbiefromcananda Member Posts: 234
    mlmjt1 said:

    Good one Margo
    Need I say more??

    THanks
    Linda t

    I again I thank You for my
    I again I thank You for my smile and laughter of the day xxxoooo