Fortune Cookie Also Say...

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

-- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

-- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

-- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

-- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

-- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

-- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

-- Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

-- Man and mouse are the same -- both end up in p**sy.

-- Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day.

-- Man who masturbates into cash register will soon be coming into money.

-- Impotence is nature's way of saying "no hard feelings."


  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    Margo Margo Margo
    I had to bring my husband in to see these...they were just tooooooo funny not to share them.

    You just make me smile girl!!!!!!

    Thanks again
    Linda T