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Friday Riddle

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RIDDLE: Hilary Cliton was in heaven and she met an angel. The angel took her into a room with a lot of clocks. Hilary asked what all of the clocks were for. The angel replied " They represent everybodys lies. Each time you lie your clock moves one minute. George Washingtons clock only moved 16 minutes because he only lied 16 times. Abe Lincolns clock only moved 2 times because he only lied twice. Hilary comes back the next day and askes where is my husbands clock? What did the angel say?
RIDDLE: Hilary Cliton was in heaven and she met an angel. The angel took her into a room with a lot of clocks. Hilary asked what all of the clocks were for. The angel replied " They represent everybodys lies. Each time you lie your clock moves one minute. George Washingtons clock only moved 16 minutes because he only lied 16 times. Abe Lincolns clock only moved 2 times because he only lied twice. Hilary comes back the next day and askes where is my husbands clock? What did the angel say?
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Hillary, dickery, dock.......kidding.daydreamer110761 said:fan
I was also thinking thay are using it for a fan.....
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