A little funny

fauxma

One Sunday the minister was preaching a sermom on temperance. He said to the congregation, If I had all the beer in the world I would pour it in the river. Then more loudly he said, If I had all the wine in the world I would pour it in the river. And finally he shouted, If I had all the whiskey in the world I would pour it in the river. And with that he ended his sermon. The choirmaster stood at that point and with a smile on his face that nearly broke out into laughter he said, Let us raise our voices with Hymn 345, Shall we gather at the River.

Stef

DianeBC

:-)
LOL! I love this Stef! Thanks!

Hugs, Diane ♥

MyTurnNow

Perfect response. That's a
Perfect response. That's a good one, thanks, Stef.

susie09

MyTurnNow said:

Perfect response. That's a
Perfect response. That's a good one, thanks, Stef.

Going
to the river right now! Thanks Stef!

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

Noel

susie09 said:

Going
to the river right now! Thanks Stef!

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

LOL!
Thanks Stef! This is a good one!

How are you doing with the packing? And, are you feeling better, I hope, about your daughter?

♥ Noel

Alexis F

Noel said:

LOL!
Thanks Stef! This is a good one!

How are you doing with the packing? And, are you feeling better, I hope, about your daughter?

♥ Noel

HA
Stef, this is so funny! Thanks for the big smile on my face now!


Lex♥

mimivac

Ha Ha!
I don't go to church, but I will be at that river!

Mimi

fauxma

mimivac said:

Ha Ha!
I don't go to church, but I will be at that river!

Mimi

Well, truth be told I don't
Mimi,

Well, truth be told I don't go to church either. And I don't drink, but I would still be at the river because that would be where the good times would roll. And I love a good time.
Stef

And Noel, Yes I am getting packing done and it looks like maybe the end of November, we will be done. And even more important I am feeling much better about my daughter and we will take this one step at a time. I'm back to my old "Don't borrow trouble" self. (insert a happy face)

jnl

fauxma said:

Well, truth be told I don't
Mimi,

Well, truth be told I don't go to church either. And I don't drink, but I would still be at the river because that would be where the good times would roll. And I love a good time.
Stef

And Noel, Yes I am getting packing done and it looks like maybe the end of November, we will be done. And even more important I am feeling much better about my daughter and we will take this one step at a time. I'm back to my old "Don't borrow trouble" self. (insert a happy face)

Thanks for the "little"
Thanks for the "little" funny Stef! Although, I got a "big" laugh out of it!

Leeza

tommaseena

jnl said:

Thanks for the "little"
Thanks for the "little" funny Stef! Although, I got a "big" laugh out of it!

Leeza

funny
thanks

Ritzy

tommaseena said:

funny
thanks

Well, I do go to church,
Well, I do go to church, sometimes. I wonder if the Father would like this joke.

hmmmmmmmmmm LOL

Sue

lynn1950

Ritzy said:

Well, I do go to church,
Well, I do go to church, sometimes. I wonder if the Father would like this joke.

hmmmmmmmmmm LOL

Sue

God MUST have a sense of
God MUST have a sense of humor. I'm not certain of much, but THAT I don't doubt. : )

tasha_111

lynn1950 said:

God MUST have a sense of
God MUST have a sense of humor. I'm not certain of much, but THAT I don't doubt. : )

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Daft Sod! LOLOL! Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx