Don't Mess With Texas...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,

"Don't flush, don't flush!"

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  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #2
    LOL!

    LOL!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #3
    OMG, too funny!!
    Thanks for the morning humor. It's always appreciated.
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #4
    I'm sorry but I just can't
    I'm sorry but I just can't help saying this, "Watch out for the Baby Ruth's!" hee hee. I'm sorry I'm not over trick or treat yet.
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #5
    Marcia527 said:

    I'm sorry but I just can't
    I'm sorry but I just can't help saying this, "Watch out for the Baby Ruth's!" hee hee. I'm sorry I'm not over trick or treat yet.

    This is so funny Margo!
    This is so funny Margo! Thank you!

    Hugs, Diane ♥

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