Aside from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play??? LOL

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

Comments

  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    #2
    I Love It
    I have to send that on to everyone!
    Pat
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #3
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good one! Thanks.
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
    #4
    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good one! Thanks.

    A good belly
    A good belly laugh,,,,,,that's what I needed this morning. Thanks for the smile.

    Judy
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #5
    I'm laughing so hard....
    But, wait, I don't remember what I'm laughing about...hummm...

    Thanks, Chen, for the smile...

    Hugs, Kathi
  • tjhay
    tjhay Member Posts: 655
    #6
    Oh sister
    That is just wrong!!!!!!!
    Ok I admit it I am laughing my hiney off
    tj
  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    #7
    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That's a good one! Thanks.

    Chen That was great!!
    Chen That was great!!

    And MyTurnNow I love your new avitar!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #8
    aurora2009 said:

    Chen That was great!!
    Chen That was great!!

    And MyTurnNow I love your new avitar!

    Thanks, I thought I'd get
    Thanks, I thought I'd get into the Halloween spirit. Boo!!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #9
    tjhay said:

    Oh sister
    That is just wrong!!!!!!!
    Ok I admit it I am laughing my hiney off
    tj

    OMG!
    Hilarious! I'm LMAO! Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx LOLOLOL
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #10
    ROFLOL!!!
    ♥Pammy
  • lolad
    lolad Member Posts: 670
    #11
    Akiss4me said:

    ROFLOL!!!
    ♥Pammy

    thank you
    chen i needed the laugh!! That was great!

    laura
  • roseann4
    roseann4 Member Posts: 992 Member
    #12
    lolad said:

    thank you
    chen i needed the laugh!! That was great!

    laura

    My husband and I are still laughing!
    What a great joke. Thanks.
    Roseann
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #13
    roseann4 said:

    My husband and I are still laughing!
    What a great joke. Thanks.
    Roseann

    Chen ... Tears rolling down my cheeks ..
    Thanks ....


    VickiSam
  • Calleen
    Calleen Member Posts: 411
    #14
    VickiSam said:

    Chen ... Tears rolling down my cheeks ..
    Thanks ....


    VickiSam

    How Funnie!!
    I swear I never know what I'm going to read on here!!! LOL...
  • JmG86
    JmG86 Member Posts: 53
    #15
    That's very funny!
    Thanks
    That's very funny!

    Thanks for the giggle.
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
    #16
    Chen,
    That was terrible!
    Chen,

    That was terrible! (I'm still laughing)

    Thanks.

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