Sliding down the banister of Life with Maxine

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.


3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.


5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.


7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.



8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.


9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'


11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.
NOW GO HAVE A GOOOOD DAY......

Comments

  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    #2
    Margo
    That was great, been gone for a while, but I sure missed your posts!!!!!!!!

    Aurora
  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    #3
    Loved them!
    Especially #9!
    Thanks Margo!
    Cathy
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #4
    aurora2009 said:

    Margo
    That was great, been gone for a while, but I sure missed your posts!!!!!!!!

    Aurora

    HAHAHA!
    I love these Margo! Thank you once again for the laughs!

    Kristin ♥
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    #5
    Hi Margo
    Thanks you soooooooooooo much for the funny again. I have been really tired out and had a headache today so you made me smile again before I turn in for the night.

    Thanks again my friend

    Linda T
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #6
    I blamed it on the cat!!
    Laughed so hard, woke hubby, but blamed it on the cat! Life is good! ♥Pammy
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #7
    Akiss4me said:

    I blamed it on the cat!!
    Laughed so hard, woke hubby, but blamed it on the cat! Life is good! ♥Pammy

    LOL
    Margo, don't ever stop with the jokes. I don't know what we would do if you did. I know I always search for them for the good laugh they give me for that moment. Hope you and Jake are doing well. I hope Jake is feeling better!


    ♥ Noel
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #8
    Noel said:

    LOL
    Margo, don't ever stop with the jokes. I don't know what we would do if you did. I know I always search for them for the good laugh they give me for that moment. Hope you and Jake are doing well. I hope Jake is feeling better!


    ♥ Noel

    Why to go .. I so enjoy your posting - Margo
    Thank you for the taking the time to give us all a good laugh!!!


    We truly appreciate the JOKES.

    VickiSam
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #9
    VickiSam said:

    Why to go .. I so enjoy your posting - Margo
    Thank you for the taking the time to give us all a good laugh!!!


    We truly appreciate the JOKES.

    VickiSam

    Love your jokes always
    Love your jokes always Margo!

    Thanks!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #10
    survivorbc09 said:

    Love your jokes always
    Love your jokes always Margo!

    Thanks!

    haha
    Funny stuff!

    Debby
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #11
    Kristin N said:

    HAHAHA!
    I love these Margo! Thank you once again for the laughs!

    Kristin ♥

    LOL!

    LOL!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #12
    LOL!! Thanks.

    LOL!! Thanks.
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #13
    MyTurnNow said:

    LOL!! Thanks.

    LOL!! Thanks.

    Margo, thanks again for the
    Margo, thanks again for the laughs!

    Kylez ♥
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #14
    Kylez said:

    Margo, thanks again for the
    Margo, thanks again for the laughs!

    Kylez ♥

    Funny!

    Funny!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #15
    DianeBC said:

    Funny!

    Funny!

    Margo Thank you so much
    I needed that laugh, bless you for taking the time....Huge hugs to you and Jake........jxxxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #16
    tasha_111 said:

    Margo Thank you so much
    I needed that laugh, bless you for taking the time....Huge hugs to you and Jake........jxxxxxxxx

    Julia
    Julia,
    Hugs back at you.
    Hope things are better.
    PM me anytime.

    Love,
    Margo
  • daydreamer110761
    daydreamer110761 Member Posts: 487 Member
    #17
    tommaseena said:

    Julia
    Julia,
    Hugs back at you.
    Hope things are better.
    PM me anytime.

    Love,
    Margo

    made me laugh
    I hope you don't mind, but borrowing them for the colorectal pages.....we need laughs there too!

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