The Indian and the Buffalo

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and says proudly ..

! ;

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.

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  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537 Member
    #2
    Hey Margo
    That was a great one...I sure wish I knew where you got all of these, but I am glad you find them cuz you ALWAYS make me smile.

    Have a nice day
    Hugs
    Linda T
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #3
    mlmjt1 said:

    Hey Margo
    That was a great one...I sure wish I knew where you got all of these, but I am glad you find them cuz you ALWAYS make me smile.

    Have a nice day
    Hugs
    Linda T

    today
    Today my joke was late because of the emposter of our site and didn't want it smugged by that person.

    I get my jokes either from friends or by joke of the day website.

    I'm glad you enjoy them.

    Hugs, Margo
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #4
    tommaseena said:

    today
    Today my joke was late because of the emposter of our site and didn't want it smugged by that person.

    I get my jokes either from friends or by joke of the day website.

    I'm glad you enjoy them.

    Hugs, Margo

    Margo
    You are amazing! Huge hugs to u hun! Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #5
    tasha_111 said:

    Margo
    You are amazing! Huge hugs to u hun! Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    I am amazing because
    I can only be amazing because of you my dear friend.

    Big Huge Hugs back at you hun!

    Margo
  • marilyndbk
    marilyndbk Member Posts: 238 Member
    #6
    tommaseena said:

    I am amazing because
    I can only be amazing because of you my dear friend.

    Big Huge Hugs back at you hun!

    Margo

    I enjoy jokes also. I can
    I enjoy jokes also. I can always count on you for at least l laugh. Marilyn

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