Zen Sarcasm, Part 2...

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

21. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
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    Another good
    bit of wisdom,thanks!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
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    outdoorgirl said:

    Another good
    bit of wisdom,thanks!

    LOL...I love the last one
    LOL...I love the last one Margo!

    ♥ Noel
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Those were great!
    I live by the first one. It really makes things much easier!! thanks.
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
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    MyTurnNow said:

    Those were great!
    I live by the first one. It really makes things much easier!! thanks.

    HA
    Another great joke Margo! Love them!
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    susie09 said:

    HA
    Another great joke Margo! Love them!

    I love #14. lol I wonder
    I love #14. lol I wonder why!

    Sue :)
  • Nufferz
    Nufferz Member Posts: 55
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    Ritzy said:

    I love #14. lol I wonder
    I love #14. lol I wonder why!

    Sue :)

    Good ones!
    Number 21 is pretty darn scary.. eep!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
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    Nufferz said:

    Good ones!
    Number 21 is pretty darn scary.. eep!

    I love these Margo! Your
    I love these Margo! Your jokes always make me smile!

    Hugs, Diane ♥

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