So Drunk

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

Comments

  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192 Member
    #2
    GM Margo
    That's too funny! (thanks)
    Hugz,
    Cathy
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #3
    Cat64 said:

    GM Margo
    That's too funny! (thanks)
    Hugz,
    Cathy

    LOL
    Too funny Margo! Thank you again!

    Leeza
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #4
    jnl said:

    LOL
    Too funny Margo! Thank you again!

    Leeza

    HA! Thanks Margo for the
    HA! Thanks Margo for the laugh!

    HUGS
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537 Member
    #5
    Good one Margo
    Its so nice to have an online jokester in the midst...thanks again!!
    LInda T
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #6
    mlmjt1 said:

    Good one Margo
    Its so nice to have an online jokester in the midst...thanks again!!
    LInda T

    LMAO! I love your jokes
    LMAO! I love your jokes Margo! Please never stop!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #7
    susie09 said:

    LMAO! I love your jokes
    LMAO! I love your jokes Margo! Please never stop!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

    HAHA!
    No more drinking for me!

    Angie
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #8
    Angie2U said:

    HAHA!
    No more drinking for me!

    Angie

    I agree .. No more late night drinking in my future..
    LOL.

    VickiSam
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #9
    VickiSam said:

    I agree .. No more late night drinking in my future..
    LOL.

    VickiSam

    Margo
    Too funny! LOL thanks Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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