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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

The doctor said, "We have three possible donors.

The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident.

The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet.

And, the third donor is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years.

Which do you want?"

After some careful thought, the patient replied, "I'll take the lawyer's heart."

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's heart.

"It was easy," explained the patient...

"I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

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  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
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    GM Margo
    Good one & how sad but true this is!
    Hugz,
    Cathy
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Very true, in some
    Very true, in some instances! Thanks.
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
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    MyTurnNow said:

    Very true, in some
    Very true, in some instances! Thanks.

    Thanks Margo!
    ♠♣ Susie
    Thanks Margo!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
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    This reminds me of a joke in
    This reminds me of a joke in "Sabrina" where Linus is said to be 'the worlds only living heart donor'.
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
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    Haha
    hahaha!!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
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    Marcia527 said:

    This reminds me of a joke in
    This reminds me of a joke in "Sabrina" where Linus is said to be 'the worlds only living heart donor'.

    Thanks Marcia!
    I loved that movie and I remember that line...
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
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    OH My ..
    pretty sad, if you sit and really think about this. haha funny


    VickiSam
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
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    Hi Margo
    Thanks again for the jokes...I do wonder where you find them all!! I am always happy to come onto the boards and you always seem to have something to make us all smile!! I was a little down tonight so you did cheer me up!!

    THanks again

    Hugs
    Lindat
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
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    mlmjt1 said:

    Hi Margo
    Thanks again for the jokes...I do wonder where you find them all!! I am always happy to come onto the boards and you always seem to have something to make us all smile!! I was a little down tonight so you did cheer me up!!

    THanks again

    Hugs
    Lindat

    hehe
    Ok, this is funny and I do believe kind of true! lol

    Hugs, Diane ♥

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