The 11th husband

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin"..

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times..?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God, I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED ."

Comments

  • cheyennedawn
    cheyennedawn Member Posts: 70
    Thats funny!
    Thanks for the laugh! Naughty, but nice....lol. :)
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    I guess that was a good
    I guess that was a good enough trade for the stamp collector! Tee-hee.
  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    AHAHAHAH
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    Ahhaha!
    That is too funny! Thanks!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    LOL
    This is funny...Pammy
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Akiss4me said:

    LOL
    This is funny...Pammy

    Funny .. Funny
    Akiss4Me .. I love your work out kitty .. too funny. I smile everytime I see her, and her pink headbank ... KUDOS.


    VickiSam
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    HI Margo
    That was the best one yet...What a way to end the day

    Hugs to you always

    LInda T
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    mlmjt1 said:

    HI Margo
    That was the best one yet...What a way to end the day

    Hugs to you always

    LInda T

    LOL

    LOL
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    VickiSam said:

    Funny .. Funny
    Akiss4Me .. I love your work out kitty .. too funny. I smile everytime I see her, and her pink headbank ... KUDOS.


    VickiSam

    Thank you VickiSam
    As you can tell, I like to change my avatars to reflect my mood or current events. Right now, I'm "working out", trying to get fit, hence the kitty in pink! Teehee....Pammy