Nail Biter

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.

Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"

"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.

They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.

The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"

And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing."

Comments

  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #2
    From the mouths of babes!
    Very cute!
  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192 Member
    #3
    MyTurnNow said:

    From the mouths of babes!
    Very cute!

    Good One Margo!
    Guess I better stop chewing my nails!
    Hugz,
    Cathy
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    Cat64 said:

    Good One Margo!
    Guess I better stop chewing my nails!
    Hugz,
    Cathy

    Funny
    Out of mouths of babes!

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