Tom's golf cart wreck

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced..

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom."

The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife that the word is 'sternum.'"


  • cheyennedawn
    cheyennedawn Member Posts: 70
    haha! that was funny.
    haha! that was funny. Thanks for the early morning laugh!

  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Another good one, thanks for the morning laugh!
  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    Good Start
    To a Blah Monday! Thanks again for the laugh! Where do you get these?! I went from ooo,ahhh,Oh to OH geez! hehe
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Love the punch line! Pammy
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    Akiss4me said:

    Love the punch line! Pammy

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