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tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
BACKWOODS BABY

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass, "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,lad. It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The Scot scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Doye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"


TIGGER IN TOILET
Q. Why did Tigger sick his head in the toilet?

A. He was looking for Pooh!



BOOGERS AND SPINACH
Q. What is the difference between Boogers and spinach?

A. You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

P.S. Courtesy of jokes of the day website.

Margo
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