Saturday Jokes!

tommaseena

BACKWOODS BABY

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass, "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,lad. It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The Scot scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Doye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"


TIGGER IN TOILET
Q. Why did Tigger sick his head in the toilet?

A. He was looking for Pooh!



BOOGERS AND SPINACH
Q. What is the difference between Boogers and spinach?

A. You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

P.S. Courtesy of jokes of the day website.

Margo

survivorbc09

LOL
Thanks Margo! 3 great jokes! Love them!

Cat64

Good ones!
Thanks for the laughs this fine rainy Saturday afternoon! Ooo & I love Spinach, that sounds good for dinner! Keep 'em going!
Hugz,
Cathy

mlmjt1

Ohhhh Margo
Three in 1 day...how did we get to be sooo lucky???

Thanks again...always happy to hear from you

Hugs
Linda T

aurora2009

mlmjt1 said:

Ohhhh Margo
Three in 1 day...how did we get to be sooo lucky???

Thanks again...always happy to hear from you

Hugs
Linda T

Love em'
Keep them comming!

Aurora

survivorbc09

aurora2009 said:

Love em'
Keep them comming!

Aurora

I love them Margo! Thanks
I love them Margo! Thanks again!!!!!!

Akiss4me

Good job Margo!
A triple play!! Nice going.... ♥ Pammy