Jack and Jill went up the hill
He said "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'
"So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
"I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm, "said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on."
So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine."
So he did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart **** attitude, you never will."
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LOL! OK, here's one. The
LOL! OK, here's one. The wife was out in the garden pulling some weeds. The Husband was getting the grill(one of those smaller sized webber types). He looked at his wife's behind and said Geez honey, your rear is as big as the grill! She silently fumed, thinking i'll get back at you for that remark. Later that evening when they were in bed, he apologized for his unkind remark and wanted some sex. She said, "If you think I'm going to fire up this grill for one small weiner, your're NUTS!" Guess that told him!0 -
OMGlanie940 said:LOL! OK, here's one. The
LOL! OK, here's one. The wife was out in the garden pulling some weeds. The Husband was getting the grill(one of those smaller sized webber types). He looked at his wife's behind and said Geez honey, your rear is as big as the grill! She silently fumed, thinking i'll get back at you for that remark. Later that evening when they were in bed, he apologized for his unkind remark and wanted some sex. She said, "If you think I'm going to fire up this grill for one small weiner, your're NUTS!" Guess that told him!
Loved them both!! Women power is right! Where do you get all these funny jokes? You have know idea how much i enjoy them because they always make me laugh. Please keep em coming. Your awesome
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They both are funny!Ritzy said:LoL!
LoL!
They both are funny! Thanks!0 -
Still LOLlanie940 said:LOL! OK, here's one. The
LOL! OK, here's one. The wife was out in the garden pulling some weeds. The Husband was getting the grill(one of those smaller sized webber types). He looked at his wife's behind and said Geez honey, your rear is as big as the grill! She silently fumed, thinking i'll get back at you for that remark. Later that evening when they were in bed, he apologized for his unkind remark and wanted some sex. She said, "If you think I'm going to fire up this grill for one small weiner, your're NUTS!" Guess that told him!
Thanks Ladies for making my day a little brighter.
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