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First Christmas Joke of the Season
tommaseena
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "'And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "'And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
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Ok, I amoutdoorgirl said:Oh,Tommaseena
Always good for a laugh!Thanks for helping me to start my day off smiling.
ROFLMAO! OOPS, it is wet. Darn water balloon!
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Keep themVickiSam said:OMG .. Holidays are just around the corner
Funny how times flies when you busy with doctors, testing, procedures and chemo.
Thanks for the good laugh, and the heads up .. I need to start Christmas shopping before I have zero engery.
VickiSam
coming Margo. I love the laughs.
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I do love these jokesmlmjt1 said:Thank you Margo
My heads been pounding since about 2pm and I thought Id just take a peek and see whats up with everyone but Im pretty tired to post to everyone ....except you to whom I say thanks for another laugh!!!!
Hugs again
Linda T
I do love these jokes everyday and look forward to them. Thanks!
Sue
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Wowsurvivorbc09 said:LOL! Thanks Margo!
LOL! Thanks Margo!
survivor,that is a really neat avatar! -
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