First Christmas Joke of the Season

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "'And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carol's."

Comments

  • prv
    prv Member Posts: 107
    Ha!
    You are so funny!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    :-)
    Christmas Girl is smiling!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867

    :-)
    Christmas Girl is smiling!

    Kind regards, Susan

    Christmas?
    HO
    HO
    HO!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    Oh,Tommaseena
    Always good for a laugh!Thanks for helping me to start my day off smiling.
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930

    Oh,Tommaseena
    Always good for a laugh!Thanks for helping me to start my day off smiling.

    Ok, I am
    ROFLMAO! OOPS, it is wet. Darn water balloon!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    prv said:

    Ha!
    You are so funny!

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    LOL! Thanks Margo!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    HO HO HO
    I have a best friend from High School named Carol~ so of course I sent her this joke! :-)

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    chenheart said:

    HO HO HO
    I have a best friend from High School named Carol~ so of course I sent her this joke! :-)

    Hugs,
    Chen♥

    I also am
    Ho Ho Hoing!

    Lex♥
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Still ROFLOL!!!
    Another keeper....thanks. Pammy
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    Akiss4me said:

    Still ROFLOL!!!
    Another keeper....thanks. Pammy

    Thank you Margo! hehe
    Leeza

    Thank you Margo! hehe

    Leeza
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    jnl said:

    Thank you Margo! hehe
    Leeza

    Thank you Margo! hehe

    Leeza

    I love it!
    Just tooooooo funny !!!!!

    hugs.
    teena
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    tgf said:

    I love it!
    Just tooooooo funny !!!!!

    hugs.
    teena

    Crazy Bugger.........
    But thanks.... we all could use a good laugh, Thanks Margo! Hugs Jxxxxxxxxx
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    OMG .. Holidays are just around the corner
    Funny how times flies when you busy with doctors, testing, procedures and chemo.

    Thanks for the good laugh, and the heads up .. I need to start Christmas shopping before I have zero engery.


    VickiSam
  • lolad
    lolad Member Posts: 670
    VickiSam said:

    OMG .. Holidays are just around the corner
    Funny how times flies when you busy with doctors, testing, procedures and chemo.

    Thanks for the good laugh, and the heads up .. I need to start Christmas shopping before I have zero engery.


    VickiSam

    Keep them
    coming Margo. I love the laughs.

    laura
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    Thank you Margo
    My heads been pounding since about 2pm and I thought Id just take a peek and see whats up with everyone but Im pretty tired to post to everyone ....except you to whom I say thanks for another laugh!!!!

    Hugs again

    Linda T
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    mlmjt1 said:

    Thank you Margo
    My heads been pounding since about 2pm and I thought Id just take a peek and see whats up with everyone but Im pretty tired to post to everyone ....except you to whom I say thanks for another laugh!!!!

    Hugs again

    Linda T

    I do love these jokes
    I do love these jokes everyday and look forward to them. Thanks!

    Sue :)
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    Wow
    survivor,that is a really neat avatar!
  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    Ritzy said:

    I do love these jokes
    I do love these jokes everyday and look forward to them. Thanks!

    Sue :)

    lol
    Looking forward to more!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
    Too funny Margo, thanks for
    Too funny Margo, thanks for the chuckles :)
    jan