Tuesday's Joke--The Three Bears

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The Three Bears........
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out,
cleaned the litter
boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-****
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen
carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

Comments

  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    #2
    Good Morning
    and I love to start my day with your laughs!! Hugs, Diane
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #3
    ROFLMAO!!!
    You have out done yourself this morning! I think my laughter has just woke the rest of the house!! Thanks for the wake up call! ♥ Pammy
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #4
    Ha Ha Ha
    Another zinger. I love them!!
  • Jadie
    Jadie Member Posts: 723
    #5
    Hi
    Good one tommaseena. Nice to start out the day with a laugh.

    Jadie<3
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #6
    So that's
    how that story's really supposed to go,huh?!Either the male bears need to come to their senses or Goldylocks needs to be reintroduced to be mummy bear's aide or the maid !
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #7
    outdoorgirl said:

    So that's
    how that story's really supposed to go,huh?!Either the male bears need to come to their senses or Goldylocks needs to be reintroduced to be mummy bear's aide or the maid !

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO!
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #8
    Jadie said:

    Hi
    Good one tommaseena. Nice to start out the day with a laugh.

    Jadie<3</p>

    Too funny!
    Lex♥

    Too funny!

    Lex♥
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #9
    Akiss4me said:

    ROFLMAO!!!
    You have out done yourself this morning! I think my laughter has just woke the rest of the house!! Thanks for the wake up call! ♥ Pammy

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  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #10
    Noel said:

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO!

    Margo ☻
    Love it Margo!

    Kristin ♥
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #11
    Kristin N said:

    Margo ☻
    Love it Margo!

    Kristin ♥

    HAHAHA
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Hugs!
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537 Member
    #12
    Hey Margo
    YOu just never disappoint, ever...

    I think thats the best one so far

    Thanks for the laugh after a hard day at work

    Hugs
    Linda T
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #13
    Jeanne D said:

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    lol

    lol
  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    #14
    mlmjt1 said:

    Hey Margo
    YOu just never disappoint, ever...

    I think thats the best one so far

    Thanks for the laugh after a hard day at work

    Hugs
    Linda T

    LMAO
    That definately was the BEST one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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