Latex Factory

tommaseena

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss" noise. but every so often there is a "Pop!" noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every tenth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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mmontero38

You made my day. You are
You made my day. You are our official jokester. Now, we need more jokes from Tasha. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs, Lili

outdoorgirl

That is
down right hilarious!Thanks!

MyTurnNow

Another very funny one!!
Another very funny one!! Thanks for the daily laughter. It's definately uplifting!!

Akiss4me

ROFLOL!!!
♥ Pammy