Latex Factory

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss" noise. but every so often there is a "Pop!" noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every tenth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    You made my day. You are
    You made my day. You are our official jokester. Now, we need more jokes from Tasha. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs, Lili
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    That is
    down right hilarious!Thanks!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Another very funny one!!
    Another very funny one!! Thanks for the daily laughter. It's definately uplifting!!
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