How to get to Heaven

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was "NO!"

"Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
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    LOL LOL I love it.

    LOL LOL I love it.
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
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    Toooo cute!! Thanks Margo.

    Toooo cute!! Thanks Margo.
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
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    Another
    Good one Margo. Keep them coming, I need to laugh!! Hugs ,Diane
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
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    Margo...Youre at it again
    Where do you get these anyway??? I havent told a joke in about 50 years!!!

    Thanks for another one...I always look forward to whatever you post

    Love
    Linda T
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
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    Love it !!
    Thank you for making me laugh every day.
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
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    Kudos Margo!!!
    This one is definitelt up there for joke of the year!! ♥ Pammy

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