My Good 'Ol Dog

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
On a hot summer day, a country bumpkin came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The bumpkin said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The bumpkin replies, "No way dog's in heat...she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree."

The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred.'

"No way,' the bumpkin says, 'dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; 'NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!'

The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says,

"Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog."

Comments

  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    So Good
    Where do you get these?? LOL, hugs, Diane
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    :-)
    Ok, ROFLMAO again Margo! Thanks!

    Leeza
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    Margo...Youre at it again
    Smiling before bed is such a good thing!!!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Big Hugs
    Linda T
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    mlmjt1 said:

    Margo...Youre at it again
    Smiling before bed is such a good thing!!!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Big Hugs
    Linda T

    This is funny! Thank
    This is funny! Thank you!

    Sue
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    :-)
    Ha ha!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member

    :-)
    Ha ha!

    Kind regards, Susan

    Margo
    ROFLMAO Margo!

    ♥ Noel
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    I just saw this one and am
    I just saw this one and am LMAO!! These are too funny!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    MyTurnNow said:

    I just saw this one and am
    I just saw this one and am LMAO!! These are too funny!

    HEHE!
    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

    HEHE!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣