CASH FOR CLUNKERS -- I hope you all enjoy!

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
CASH FOR CLUNKERS ....






If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.



But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.




Vicki

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  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    #2
    IMAO
    Thanks Vicki,

    I've been off the boards for a couple days, kind of a long week for me. And you really brought me a laugh.

    I think I'm sitting in that used car lot with you, can you see me? I'm the one painted in all different colors with flowers on my head!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Aurora
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #3
    aurora2009 said:

    IMAO
    Thanks Vicki,

    I've been off the boards for a couple days, kind of a long week for me. And you really brought me a laugh.

    I think I'm sitting in that used car lot with you, can you see me? I'm the one painted in all different colors with flowers on my head!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Aurora

    OMG
    LMAO AND EWWWWWW


    Kylez
  • tjhay
    tjhay Member Posts: 655
    #4
    Ohhhhhhhhhhh that was just
    Ohhhhhhhhhhh that was just To Much Informathion. Thanks for sharing (I think)

    Way to Funny
    tjhay
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #5
    HAHAHA
    CUTE~CUTE~CUTE! My husband is in the car business so I am sending it to him.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    RE
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #6
    RE said:

    HAHAHA
    CUTE~CUTE~CUTE! My husband is in the car business so I am sending it to him.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    RE

    Now that is a good
    Now that is a good one!!

    ♥ & hugs,

    ~T
  • Reikigemgirl
    Reikigemgirl Member Posts: 278
    #7
    Thanks....
    for the laugh!

    Love and Light,
    Vicki
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #8
    Love it
    Vicki,thanks! That's really cute and truthful for me too unfortunately!
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #9
    outdoorgirl said:

    Love it
    Vicki,thanks! That's really cute and truthful for me too unfortunately!

    2 funny!
    LOL!
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #10
    jnl said:

    2 funny!
    LOL!

    ROFLMAO!!!!
    THANKS i NEEDED THAT!
    LOVE jACKIE
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #11
    RE said:

    HAHAHA
    CUTE~CUTE~CUTE! My husband is in the car business so I am sending it to him.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    RE

    Very, very funny Vicki!
    Very, very funny Vicki! Thanks!

    Lex♥
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    #12
    Thanks Vicki
    That made my day!!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #13
    chickad52 said:

    Thanks Vicki
    That made my day!!

    Love this lol

    Love this lol

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