padee6339 Member Posts: 763
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
I apologize in advance if I offend anyone with this joke - but I have been hoping to find one that actually made me laugh out loud - and this is the one that did it.

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald Frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?' 'No, of course not!' Donald quacked, I'd thuffocate!'


  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Cancer Offends me WAY more than this joke ever could!
    As long as Donald and Daisy are married, it's ok with me! KIDDING!! That was really cute, and I was laughing too!! Thanks for the giggles!

  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    That is
    too funny,Padee! Thanks.
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Silly duck!! (:-) Pammy
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    Quack Quack... too funny..

    Quack Quack... too funny..
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    Are you quaked? i wouldn't be offended..Tee hee..I found it thuffocatingly funny!