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Wednesday Joke~ preparing for Medical Tests

chenheart
chenheart CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An elderly man goes to the Dr. for his now overdue yearly physical.

"I'll need a urine , stoool, and sperm sample from you", said the Dr.

"What did he say?" asked the nearly deaf old man.

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS!!!" said his ever-loving wife!!!!


See what we have to look forward to?? LOL LOL

Hugs,
Claudia
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  • taleena
    taleena CSN Member Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Oh Claudia... that is
    Oh Claudia... that is hallarious.... wonder if I should prepare myself to trade in my hubby at 80 for 2 40's... hum... probably not worth the trouble by then..lol

    ~T
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  • chenheart
    chenheart CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
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    taleena said:

    Oh Claudia... that is
    Oh Claudia... that is hallarious.... wonder if I should prepare myself to trade in my hubby at 80 for 2 40's... hum... probably not worth the trouble by then..lol

    ~T

    Trade In? Nahhhhh!!
    True Story~ Some years ago I was out to dinner at one of those "intimate" restaurants where the tables are so close you can practically borrow the salt and pepper from the diners next to you. A couple was celebrating the woman's 40th birthday. She asked her husband the question many of us are thinking, namely :"So, now that I am 40 are you going to trade me in for two 20's?" We were sitting so close to them I couldn't help responding, so I leaned over to her and said "Don't worry~ men aren't wired for 220!!" She loved it and laughed so hard~ the husband even bought my date and me a bottle of wine! LOL

    Hugs,
    Claudia
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  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me CSN Member Posts: 2,188
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    chenheart said:

    Trade In? Nahhhhh!!
    True Story~ Some years ago I was out to dinner at one of those "intimate" restaurants where the tables are so close you can practically borrow the salt and pepper from the diners next to you. A couple was celebrating the woman's 40th birthday. She asked her husband the question many of us are thinking, namely :"So, now that I am 40 are you going to trade me in for two 20's?" We were sitting so close to them I couldn't help responding, so I leaned over to her and said "Don't worry~ men aren't wired for 220!!" She loved it and laughed so hard~ the husband even bought my date and me a bottle of wine! LOL

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    ROFLOL X'S TWO
    HA, HA, HA!!!!! :) Pammy
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