I Get By With A Little Help...

Aortus
Aortus Member Posts: 967
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
This effort was inspired by Margo's wonderfully awful list of mutilated 60s hits. I sang this for Moopy in the car on the way back from treatments today, and she said it shouldn't damage her reputation too much if I posted it here.


What would you say if I loaded my pants?
Would you jump up and stalk out on me?
Lend me a ten and I'll buy me a box
And I'll do what I can not to pee.

I get by with a little help from Depends
I stay dry with a little help from Depends
Won't you buy me a little box of Depends?

Do you have a Depends now?
I wish I'd bought some before.
Do you need a Depends now?
Too late... now I need three or four!

I get by with a little help from Depends
I stay dry with a little help from Depends
Won't you buy me a little box of Depends?

Don't you believe in just using the throne?
Well, I do, but sh1t happens all the time.
Why don't you break down and just buy your own?
Well, I do, but I've just run out of mine!

I get by with a little help from Depends
I stay dry with a little help from Depends
Won't you buy me a little box of Depends?
I get by with a little help from...
I stay dry with a little help from...
DEPENDS!

Comments

  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    LOL
    Too funny!.. I'll be singing it all night! Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    WOW
    OMG and ROFLMAO


    Your reputation might be a bit tarnished now JOE!

    Love, Jeanne
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    I loved this, just loved it.
    I loved this, just loved it. Nothing will ever tarnish your reputation with me, Joe.
    Stef
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    Jeanne D said:

    WOW
    OMG and ROFLMAO


    Your reputation might be a bit tarnished now JOE!

    Love, Jeanne

    OMG, that is a riot Joe!
    OMG, that is a riot Joe! HAHAHA!

    Love you guys!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    Would make a good Depends
    Would make a good Depends commercial. They should pay you.
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Commercial royalties.....
    Joe...when you become a millionaire off the commercial royalties for depends, will you host a get together at your and Moopy's Mansion (what a name for a house!! Moopy's Mansion!) so we can all meet? I think maybe the band could even sing it!!!
    Awwwww....I knew you would!! Hey everybody....party at Moopy and Joe's!!!
    :) Pammy
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    Akiss4me said:

    Commercial royalties.....
    Joe...when you become a millionaire off the commercial royalties for depends, will you host a get together at your and Moopy's Mansion (what a name for a house!! Moopy's Mansion!) so we can all meet? I think maybe the band could even sing it!!!
    Awwwww....I knew you would!! Hey everybody....party at Moopy and Joe's!!!
    :) Pammy

    Party?
    Hey, count me and the guppies in, Moopies Mansion sounds good, do they need a planner for the maze , formal gardens or roses?

    $:

    LOL
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    tasha_111 said:

    Party?
    Hey, count me and the guppies in, Moopies Mansion sounds good, do they need a planner for the maze , formal gardens or roses?

    $:

    LOL

    Or......
    Maybe the Aortus Orangearium.....Has a ring to it.
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Are We Friends? I guess that all depends...... lol
    If I weren't laughing so hard I would be really insulted~ I clicked onto this subject expecting to hear how much you and the Moopster love us, and how this journey has all been made bearable because we are here with you...but NO!!!!! Instead of sappy sentimentality, this post DEPENDED on not having a pot to p--- in! Serves me right for being so needy! LOL

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
    chenheart said:

    Are We Friends? I guess that all depends...... lol
    If I weren't laughing so hard I would be really insulted~ I clicked onto this subject expecting to hear how much you and the Moopster love us, and how this journey has all been made bearable because we are here with you...but NO!!!!! Instead of sappy sentimentality, this post DEPENDED on not having a pot to p--- in! Serves me right for being so needy! LOL

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    Girl, you know it's true!
    Moopy and I do love you, and everyone else here, for making our journey so much more bearable. It's just that - unlike you - I really stink at writing poetry, but I do have sort of a knack for song parodies.

    Joe
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    Aortus said:

    Girl, you know it's true!
    Moopy and I do love you, and everyone else here, for making our journey so much more bearable. It's just that - unlike you - I really stink at writing poetry, but I do have sort of a knack for song parodies.

    Joe

    What a hoot!
    ROFLMAO!! That was just the funniest Joe, and i just got off work at the nursing home so i REALLY GET IT!!! HAHA. You do have a knack for song parodies. Moopy must be so proud. Teehee. well i am going to go now and start learning it on the keyboard..so i will also make the moopenators proud. and BTW I really do love you both and my journey has been much more bearable also because of you.
    hugs, jackie
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

    Great song
    Joe,
    Great song.
    LMAO

    Margo
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    I think you should send this...
    ... to Paul & Ringo.

    Ha ha! :-)

    Who knows? One or the other, or both, just might be Depends users.

    Kind regards, Susan
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    Jeanne D said:

    WOW
    OMG and ROFLMAO


    Your reputation might be a bit tarnished now JOE!

    Love, Jeanne

    OMG! Too funny Joe!

    OMG! Too funny Joe!
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    Off the deep end, Joe
    ummm.... Thanks for the noble effort (I think). :) Lynn