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Revised 60 hits

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I want To.

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again
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  • zahalene
    zahalene CSN Member Posts: 670
    #2
    RUINED!!!
    I listen to these 'oldies' all the time. They will never be the same again. :(
    (Just kidding you silly goose.) Loved it!
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  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 CSN Member Posts: 2,570
    #3
    The Beatles
    Your post put a smile on my face. Yesterday, in my head, I was hearing over and over again: "NED, NED, Ne-e-e-d - All together now: All you need is NED, la ta la di da, All you need is NED........All you need is NED, NED; NED is all you need..." I wonder if there are other 60's cancer revised songs?
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  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me CSN Member Posts: 2,188
    #4
    ROFLOL X'S TWO
    Hubby and I are fighting for floor space here!! Thanks Margo. :) Pammy
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  • chickad52
    chickad52 CSN Member Posts: 497
    #5
    THANK YOU
    I sure needed a laugh today!! Thank You!! Diane :)
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  • rjjj
    rjjj CSN Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #6
    So funny
    I can remember and relate now with each song Thanks for the laugh!! Loved it!
    jackie
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  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 CSN Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #7
    rjjj said:

    So funny
    I can remember and relate now with each song Thanks for the laugh!! Loved it!
    jackie

    Thanks for the laugh again!

    Thanks for the laugh again!
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  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D CSN Member Posts: 1,867
    #8
    survivorbc09 said:

    Thanks for the laugh again!

    Thanks for the laugh again!

    HAHA
    HAHA
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  • susie09
    susie09 CSN Member Posts: 2,930
    #9
    Jeanne D said:

    HAHA
    HAHA

    Margo, you always make me
    Margo, you always make me smile! lol
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  • Kat11
    Kat11 CSN Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #10
    susie09 said:

    Margo, you always make me
    Margo, you always make me smile! lol

    So funny, now thats a
    So funny, now thats a reality check. A sign of the times.
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