A Married Couple

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A married couple was
in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Comments

  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    LOL thats a good one

    LOL thats a good one
  • jenyj89
    jenyj89 Member Posts: 6
    a Married Couple
    I love this joke!! But I heard it the other way around, that the husband needed the graft and got it from his wife's buttocks, etc. I told it one to my best friend, who has a very odd mother-in-law and she swore to her husband she would have it done before he died just so she could do the same to his mother. LOL

    Jeny
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Good one!!
    I did not see the punch line coming on this one!! Absolutely need to share this with everyone I know!! :) Pammy
  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    jenyj89 said:

    a Married Couple
    I love this joke!! But I heard it the other way around, that the husband needed the graft and got it from his wife's buttocks, etc. I told it one to my best friend, who has a very odd mother-in-law and she swore to her husband she would have it done before he died just so she could do the same to his mother. LOL

    Jeny

    hahahaha
    priceless!
    Pat
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    Hahaha!!
    Love it!! Thanks for the laugh!!

    Hugs,

    CR