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Sunday sex
tommaseena
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit
her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It was just
the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream
truck hadn't come along."
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit
her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It was just
the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream
truck hadn't come along."
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HAHAHAHAtommaseena said:last line
The last line didn't come through the first time so I just updated it.
Sorry. I think RE got it without updating it.
Margo
Yes she sure did!!!
Pammy 
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