Sunday sex

tommaseena · July 2009

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,

Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit

her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her

grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart

attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.

" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly

100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,

realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was

when the church bells would start to ring. It was just

the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,

simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

"He'd still be alive if the ice cream

truck hadn't come along."

RE · July 2009

:-D
Okay, you made me laugh out loud! Have a great Thursday!

RE

tommaseena · July 2009

RE said:
:-D
Okay, you made me laugh out loud! Have a great Thursday!

RE

last line
The last line didn't come through the first time so I just updated it.

Sorry. I think RE got it without updating it.

Margo

RE · July 2009

tommaseena said:
last line
The last line didn't come through the first time so I just updated it.

Sorry. I think RE got it without updating it.

Margo

HAHAHAHA
Yes she sure did!!!