They are thinking of building a theme park....

KathiM
KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
LOL!

Last night my beau and I went to a friend's house for a visit on our bikes. Now, to set the stage, my bike was Hans' mother's bike, and the light was just as old...

We all had a glass of wine, and sat by the fire outside in the garden. Well, it got to be 11pm, and just had gotten dark. So, we set off for home, me in front, since Hans' light didn't work at ALL...

Long story short, my balance was a bit off, and I fell over into the bushes, in the dark, by a field with cows...I'll leave the rest to your imagination, but, let it be said that when I did arrive home, I needed a shower!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Disney called this morning, and are interested in erecting a theme/memorial park at the site in honor of my bike 'accident'....we are in negotiation...

Hugs to all!!!!
Kathi

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  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    cow patties
    cow patties--how gross!
    I'm sure you cleaned up real well.

    Theme Park--let me know when so I can bring Jake along--HAHA.

    Hugs,
    Margo
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    Kathi
    Please elucidate about the memorial. This must be something that happened before I "knew" you. Sorry about the cow pies. Now, our dogs think of them as eau de cologne. :)
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    LOL Kathi!
    Wow Kathi~ at first I thought you meant you knew for sure that Neverland was going to re-open to the public ala Graceland! I am glad it was "only" you...is your new screenname CowPatty??? I do hope the only thing wounded was your pride....

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    A theme park based on
    A theme park based on cows...I can see it now...cow patties, moo pies, milk shakes has to be chocolate...hoof rides, jump over the moon ride, when cows fly ride...only serve chicken.
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Marcia527 said:

    A theme park based on
    A theme park based on cows...I can see it now...cow patties, moo pies, milk shakes has to be chocolate...hoof rides, jump over the moon ride, when cows fly ride...only serve chicken.

    Cow A Bunga!
    So funny, Marcia! And the spiritual among us can worship at the Holy Cow....

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    I don't know Kathi.....
    you may have discovered a new mud pack....let us know how your skin feels!! LOL :) Pammy
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    lynn1950 said:

    Kathi
    Please elucidate about the memorial. This must be something that happened before I "knew" you. Sorry about the cow pies. Now, our dogs think of them as eau de cologne. :)

    Sheesh
    Major chemo moment :}
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    YEEEHAWWW!
    Sounds more like a ride for Dollywood than Disneyland. Isn't it wonderful that we are still her to expierience end overs on our bicycles.....!!!! So are there pictures...:-D Glad you are okay, glad to know I am not the only ones who has these little mishaps.

    Gentle Hugs,

    RE
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    too funny Kathi
    I, like Claudia, saw the post and thought you were talking about Neverland, maybe because it is so close to us here.
    Hope you are OK, I thought I was the only one who did stunts like that. You got me beat, except maybe when I hit myself in the head with the shovel.....hubby got to see that one and he said it sounded like the cartoon "bonnnng" when it hit. Felt like it too.
    Be more careful! Sounds like you are having a great time over there.
    =^..^=
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member

    cow patties
    cow patties--how gross!
    I'm sure you cleaned up real well.

    Theme Park--let me know when so I can bring Jake along--HAHA.

    Hugs,
    Margo

    LOL cow patties EWWWWWWWWWW

    LOL cow patties EWWWWWWWWWW
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    cats_toy said:

    too funny Kathi
    I, like Claudia, saw the post and thought you were talking about Neverland, maybe because it is so close to us here.
    Hope you are OK, I thought I was the only one who did stunts like that. You got me beat, except maybe when I hit myself in the head with the shovel.....hubby got to see that one and he said it sounded like the cartoon "bonnnng" when it hit. Felt like it too.
    Be more careful! Sounds like you are having a great time over there.
    =^..^=

    Thanks
    Well ... I guess I'll stay off the bicycle (not that I even own a bicycle) ... and I'll forget about using a shovel to dig in the garden. Sounds w-a-y tooooo dangerous. But ... I guess I'm still stuck with my problem of hitting my head when I get in the car. I can't tell you how many times I've done that. You'd think I'd know to duck ... but somehow I keep forgetting. Yikes ... maybe my chemo brain isn't as bad as I thought ... it could be brain damage from hitting my head so often. YIKES! I might never have a functioning brain again. OH ... and then I can start worrying about alzheimers ...

    And then ... it might be ... oh ... what was talking about ????

    hugs.
    teena
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Was there a full moon last night? Night before?
    Considering the time difference between Europe and the Midwest/USA...

    As you were falling off your bike into the cow patties (yuck!), I believe I was tumbling down my front porch (concrete) stairs before finally landing on the (concrete) sidewalk. Completely lost my balance while attempting to water the flower boxes on the windowsills.

    Sheesh.

    Kind regards, Susan
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member

    Was there a full moon last night? Night before?
    Considering the time difference between Europe and the Midwest/USA...

    As you were falling off your bike into the cow patties (yuck!), I believe I was tumbling down my front porch (concrete) stairs before finally landing on the (concrete) sidewalk. Completely lost my balance while attempting to water the flower boxes on the windowsills.

    Sheesh.

    Kind regards, Susan

    Thanks for the story
    It does sound like you are enjoying yourselves cow-patties or not! At least you have fun and funy memories of this!
    hugs, jackie
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member

    Was there a full moon last night? Night before?
    Considering the time difference between Europe and the Midwest/USA...

    As you were falling off your bike into the cow patties (yuck!), I believe I was tumbling down my front porch (concrete) stairs before finally landing on the (concrete) sidewalk. Completely lost my balance while attempting to water the flower boxes on the windowsills.

    Sheesh.

    Kind regards, Susan

    Okay... Kathy and Susan...
    Okay... Kathi and Susan... what are we to do with the two of you???

    One rolls in cow patties... and the other tries to kiss the sidewalk... I am hoping that it was only your pride that was a little bruised and nothing else...

    We are going to have to start seriously thinking about body armour for the two of you!!

    Hugs..

    ~T
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    taleena said:

    Okay... Kathy and Susan...
    Okay... Kathi and Susan... what are we to do with the two of you???

    One rolls in cow patties... and the other tries to kiss the sidewalk... I am hoping that it was only your pride that was a little bruised and nothing else...

    We are going to have to start seriously thinking about body armour for the two of you!!

    Hugs..

    ~T

    yes Kathi and Susan
    what are you trying to do? See a doctor that doesn't have onc in their title? What's up with that? Stop the fooling around, you may get seriously hurt....

    =^..^=