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An Engineer, Doctor, And Pastor Golfing

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An Engineer, Doctor, And Pastor Golfing

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
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  • Alexis F
    Alexis F CSN Member Posts: 3,598
    #2
    LOL Margo.

    LOL Margo.
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  • chenheart
    chenheart CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #3
    OUCH!!!!!
    Hilarious~ I liked that one! Here's another Golf Joke to add to our mix!

    A man walked in to the ER with a 9 iron wrapped around his neck.
    The Dr took one look at him and said, "OMG man, what happened to you?"

    "Well, my wife and I were golfing when she sliced one into a cow pasture on the 7th hole. Being the considerate man that I am, I of course helped her to look for her golf ball. I was stepping over some cow patties when I noticed something white sticking out of a cow's back-side. I looked, and amazingly, it was a golf ball! And that's when I made my mistake..."

    The Dr asked, 'What was that?"

    The poor man replied; "I lifted up the cow's tail and said 'Honey, this looks just like yours'!!"
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  • dyaneb123
    dyaneb123 CSN Member Posts: 950
    #4
    Ha! That's a good one! Just
    Ha! That's a good one! Just stole it for my Facebook page.
    Dee
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  • chenheart
    chenheart CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #5
    dyaneb123 said:

    Ha! That's a good one! Just
    Ha! That's a good one! Just stole it for my Facebook page.
    Dee

    That's the beauty of jokes~
    That's the beauty of jokes~ they are open for stealing and passing as many laughs around as possible! Instant endorphin therapy! :-)

    Hugs,
    Claudia
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  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me CSN Member Posts: 2,188
    #6
    Love both the jokes!!
    Thanks for the laughs! :) Pammy
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