Kristin and everyone--blonde joke
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
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on computertasha_111 said:LOLOL
What are you doing up at this time in the morning?
It is 5:30 here. I was up at 4:30 and have been reading the posts. I can't believe what 24 hours can bring--I'm never going to get through them all today.
I am having "me" time early in the morning. That's the only time I get it.
I will be going to work in 2 hours.
What are you doing up at this time?0 -
Tommaseenatommaseena said:on computer
It is 5:30 here. I was up at 4:30 and have been reading the posts. I can't believe what 24 hours can bring--I'm never going to get through them all today.
I am having "me" time early in the morning. That's the only time I get it.
I will be going to work in 2 hours.
What are you doing up at this time?
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
I'm sorrytasha_111 said:Tommaseena
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm sorry about your fish.
If Jamie did do it then sooner or later it will be known.0 -
He did ittommaseena said:I'm sorry
I'm sorry about your fish.
If Jamie did do it then sooner or later it will be known.
I know he did..........I am so angry at the moment........
Hugs J0 -
taketasha_111 said:He did it
I know he did..........I am so angry at the moment........
Hugs J
take a deep breathe. Have a beer later on today. Have him do work so he can replace the fish.0 -
TASHA ... not the guppies ????tommaseena said:take
take a deep breathe. Have a beer later on today. Have him do work so he can replace the fish.
You said Jamie killed all the fish in the tank ... and I hope that doesn't mean where the herd of guppies lived ... please tell me they are OK...
hugs.
teena0 -
Take Me Out To The Ball Game!!!
I wish this was a Blonde Joke, but it's TRUE which is perhaps even more frightening!
My sister worked in Sacramanto Calif for the AAA ball-team, the RiverCats, which is the Oakland A's Farm Team. One night The San Diego Chicken Mascot was the park's entertainment~ and he was a RIOT! He is of course dressed like a huge chicken,and he does pranks, involves the game-watching crowd, and is just silly for 7 innings of a 9 inning baseball game. After the 7th inning stretch, my sister went to her office to get her belongings. She was carrying all of the Chicken paraphenalia~ chicken mugs, chicken key-rings, a poster of the chicken, etc etc. When she stepped onto the elevator, 2 BLONDE women were already there.... and as my sis was wearing her RiverCats insignia, and was juggling the chicken toys, she asked..."So, how did you like The Chicken tonight?" The honest-to God answer was~ after the proverbial pregnant pause was" "Uh...we don't know, we had HOT DOGS"!!!!!!
Dare I say OMG??????
Hugs,
Claudia0 -
Hmmmmmmmtasha_111 said:Tommaseena
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just a random thought after too much wine on a hot day, but perhaps he read all of the posts about what to do with a kazillion too many guppies......he does need to admit it though~ and how did this happen?
Hugs,
Claudia0 -
Hmmmmmmmtasha_111 said:Tommaseena
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just a random thought after too much wine on a hot day, but perhaps he read all of the posts about what to do with a kazillion too many guppies......he does need to admit it though~ and how did this happen?
Hugs,
Claudia0 -
Hmmmmmmmtasha_111 said:Tommaseena
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just a random thought after too much wine on a hot day, but perhaps he read all of the posts about what to do with a kazillion too many guppies......he does need to admit it though~ and how did this happen?
Hugs,
Claudia0 -
Funnychenheart said:Take Me Out To The Ball Game!!!
I wish this was a Blonde Joke, but it's TRUE which is perhaps even more frightening!
My sister worked in Sacramanto Calif for the AAA ball-team, the RiverCats, which is the Oakland A's Farm Team. One night The San Diego Chicken Mascot was the park's entertainment~ and he was a RIOT! He is of course dressed like a huge chicken,and he does pranks, involves the game-watching crowd, and is just silly for 7 innings of a 9 inning baseball game. After the 7th inning stretch, my sister went to her office to get her belongings. She was carrying all of the Chicken paraphenalia~ chicken mugs, chicken key-rings, a poster of the chicken, etc etc. When she stepped onto the elevator, 2 BLONDE women were already there.... and as my sis was wearing her RiverCats insignia, and was juggling the chicken toys, she asked..."So, how did you like The Chicken tonight?" The honest-to God answer was~ after the proverbial pregnant pause was" "Uh...we don't know, we had HOT DOGS"!!!!!!
Dare I say OMG??????
Hugs,
Claudia
LMAO!!0 -
Tash,tasha_111 said:Tommaseena
I was woken up by Jamie at 2 am..............He has killed all my fish in the 50 gallon tank.............I am so upset, he won't admit to doing it
Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry about your fish.
Try not to get too mad at Jamie.0 -
WOW!chenheart said:Take Me Out To The Ball Game!!!
I wish this was a Blonde Joke, but it's TRUE which is perhaps even more frightening!
My sister worked in Sacramanto Calif for the AAA ball-team, the RiverCats, which is the Oakland A's Farm Team. One night The San Diego Chicken Mascot was the park's entertainment~ and he was a RIOT! He is of course dressed like a huge chicken,and he does pranks, involves the game-watching crowd, and is just silly for 7 innings of a 9 inning baseball game. After the 7th inning stretch, my sister went to her office to get her belongings. She was carrying all of the Chicken paraphenalia~ chicken mugs, chicken key-rings, a poster of the chicken, etc etc. When she stepped onto the elevator, 2 BLONDE women were already there.... and as my sis was wearing her RiverCats insignia, and was juggling the chicken toys, she asked..."So, how did you like The Chicken tonight?" The honest-to God answer was~ after the proverbial pregnant pause was" "Uh...we don't know, we had HOT DOGS"!!!!!!
Dare I say OMG??????
Hugs,
Claudia
That's pretty bad!0 -
Thanks for the funny jokesoutdoorgirl said:WOW!
That's pretty bad!
Thanks for the funny jokes Margo and Claudia!
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Sometimes I've put my footchenheart said:Take Me Out To The Ball Game!!!
I wish this was a Blonde Joke, but it's TRUE which is perhaps even more frightening!
My sister worked in Sacramanto Calif for the AAA ball-team, the RiverCats, which is the Oakland A's Farm Team. One night The San Diego Chicken Mascot was the park's entertainment~ and he was a RIOT! He is of course dressed like a huge chicken,and he does pranks, involves the game-watching crowd, and is just silly for 7 innings of a 9 inning baseball game. After the 7th inning stretch, my sister went to her office to get her belongings. She was carrying all of the Chicken paraphenalia~ chicken mugs, chicken key-rings, a poster of the chicken, etc etc. When she stepped onto the elevator, 2 BLONDE women were already there.... and as my sis was wearing her RiverCats insignia, and was juggling the chicken toys, she asked..."So, how did you like The Chicken tonight?" The honest-to God answer was~ after the proverbial pregnant pause was" "Uh...we don't know, we had HOT DOGS"!!!!!!
Dare I say OMG??????
Hugs,
Claudia
Sometimes I've put my foot in my mouth. I'm not blond. I shouldn't have told.0
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