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tasha_111
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John was sick of being skint, hated his job and was bored with his wife and homelife. So he hatched a plan to have is overinsured wife bumped off, claim the money and sod off to a new life, somewhere hot and steamy.
Through a friend of a friend of a friend he met a hitman called Artie. He told Artie of his plans and Artie agreed to do the job for $1 million. John explained that he could only pay him One Dollar now, but after the insurance claim he would pay the rest up to One Million dollars. The deal was struck.
Artie followed the wife around for a couple of days to "get a feel" of her routine. Then he followed her into Walmart and up and down the aisles, when the chance arose he pounced on the poor woman and strangled her to death with her own scarf...Unfortunately his actions were seen by the Produca manager, So he strangled him too. All this activity was captured on the CCTV cameras instore and Artie was arrested by the police.
With all the camera evidence against him, Artie decided to come clean and 'fess up. He told the police about John, his wife, the dollar and the deal...He spilled the lot and sang like a bird.
The Headlines in the next days' Paper read......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................'ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT WALMART!' ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Through a friend of a friend of a friend he met a hitman called Artie. He told Artie of his plans and Artie agreed to do the job for $1 million. John explained that he could only pay him One Dollar now, but after the insurance claim he would pay the rest up to One Million dollars. The deal was struck.
Artie followed the wife around for a couple of days to "get a feel" of her routine. Then he followed her into Walmart and up and down the aisles, when the chance arose he pounced on the poor woman and strangled her to death with her own scarf...Unfortunately his actions were seen by the Produca manager, So he strangled him too. All this activity was captured on the CCTV cameras instore and Artie was arrested by the police.
With all the camera evidence against him, Artie decided to come clean and 'fess up. He told the police about John, his wife, the dollar and the deal...He spilled the lot and sang like a bird.
The Headlines in the next days' Paper read......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................'ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT WALMART!' ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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